[ARSCLIST] Fw: Band names

[Dick Spottswood <dick@xxxxxxxx>]

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Hank <xanajew@xxxxxxxxxx>
06/11/2005 07:23 PM
 
        To:     Hank <Xanajew@xxxxxxxxxx>
        cc: 
        Subject:        Band names


Before starting a band, you should know that the following actual names 
are taken:

  [ a ]
  · Albino Toilet Boys
  · Alcoholocaust
  · Alcoholics Unanimous
  · Apocalypse Hoboken

  [ b ]
  · Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
  · The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
  · Band Over
  · Band That Shot Liberty Valence
  · Barbara's Bush
    Ben Steele and His Bare Hands
  · Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
  · The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
    Bowing for Dollars
  · The Boxing Ghandis
  · Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
  · Breakfast in Beruit
    Brooklyn Corn Dodgers
  · Bulimia Banquet

  [ c ]
  · Caltransvestites
  · Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
  · Carnage Asada
  · Cindy Brady's Lisp
  · Cortizone 5
  · Cottage Cheese from the Lips of Death

  [ d ]
  · The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
  · The Dead Sea Squirrels
  · The Dead Kennedys
  · The Dick Clarks
  · The Dick Nixons
  · Drunks With Guns

  [ e ]
  · e. coli
  · Edith Head
  · Electric Prostates
  · Elvis Hitler
  · Ethyl Merman

  [ f ]
  · Fearless Iranians From Hell
  · Fields of Shit
  · The 4-Skins
  · Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
  · The French are from Hell
  · Fromage d'Amour

  [ g ]
  · Gefilte Joe and the Fish
  · Gonoreagan

  [ h ]
  · Headless Marines
  · Hell Camino
  · Herpes Cineplex
  · Hindu Garage Sale
  · Hitler's Bikini
  · HIV and the Positives
  · Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives
    Hopalong Casio and His Texas Instruments
  · Hornets Attack Minnie's Mouse

  [ i ]
  · Inhale Mary

  [ j ]
  · Janitors Against Apartheid
  · Jehovah's Waitresses
  · Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
  · Jesus Christ Super Fly
  · Jesus Chrysler Supercar
  · Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army
  · JFKFC
  · Jonestown Punch

  [ k ]
  · Kathleen Turner Overdrive
  · Kerrigan's Knees

  [ l ]
  · Lack of Afro
  · Lawn Piranhas
  · The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation
  · Lee Harvey Keitel
  · Lesbian Ninjas
  · Louder Than God

  [ m ]
  · Mao Tse Helen
  · Mary Kay and the Cosmetics
  · Max Roach and the Holders
  · Minnie Pearl's Jam
  · Mr. Happy and the Genocides
  · My Dog Has Hitler's Brain

  [ n ]
  · Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions
  · Nervous Christians and the Lions
  · Norman Bates and the Shower Heads
  · Not Drowning, Waving

  [ p ]
  · Pabst Smear
  · Pearl Harbor and the Explosions
  · Penis DeMilo
  · Pepto Dismal
  · Phenobarbidols
  · Phlegm Fatale
  · Poultry in Motion
  · Pretentious Flamedogs
  · The Pro-Midget Mafia
  · Psychic Buddhist Gorillas
  · Psycho Sluts from Hell
  · Pungent Frustration

  [ r ]
  · Raging Pimps of Doom
  · Reluctant Stereotypes
  · Results of Inbreeding
  · Retarded Elf
  · Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries

  [ q ]
  · Quasimodo and the Eunuchs

  [ s ]
  · Sandy Duncan's Eye
  · Screaming Headless Torsos
  · Screaming Iguanas of Love
  · Screaming Moist Accountants
  · Septic Death
  · Seven Year Bitch
  · The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra
  · Shirley Temple of Doom
  · Shirley Temple Pilots
  · Simulated Orgasms [Simulerte Orgasmer]
  · Skeptic Tank
  · Smegma & the Nuns
  · Smorgasborgnine
  · Solosex
  · The Sound of Munich
  · Spastic Colon
  · The Sphinctones
  · Stukas Over Bedrock

  [ t ]
  · Taliban Tootsies
  · Ted Bundy's Volkswagen
  · The Telephony Bandits of Doom
  · Testostertones
  · Thank God We're Immortal
  · They Tried To Frame OJ
  · To Live and Shave in LA
  · Toxic Shock and the Tampons
  · Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew
  · Tragic Mulatto Hairdo
  · Transsexual Hitler

  [ u ]
  · Uncle Dickie's Shameless Quickies

  [ v ]
  · The Velcro Pygmies
  · Vic Morrow's Head

  [ w ]
  · The Well Hung Hungarians
  · Willie Nelson Mandela

  [ y ]
  · Yoko Homo
    Youngers of Zion

  [ z ]
  · Zombies Under Stress